We [the consumers] don't kill it (whatever it might be), the vendor "leads it to the promised land" and then it's given to you. We only walked away with some fruit and steamed buns, that's much safer. Plus, as pointed out in the comments, we don't have a kitchen. That its all, thank you.
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BORING!
But you forgot the part about the live scorpion inside the steamed bun!!! Poor guy was hanging on to life until he met your digestive juices!
I think his name was Sparky. Poor Sparky.
Hay I had a dog named Sparky....Once.
Jason!!
How dare you kill Sparky?!?!
Jason,
Are you sure what was inside the steamed buns wasn't Devin's dog?
Poor Sparky! How did he taste?
Jessie,
Did you try to stop Jason from eating Sparky? Or did you also partake?
I for one am against eating Sparky, whether Sparky is a giant scorpion or your friends ex-dog.
I think I'll start a protest - SAVE SPARKY!
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